SPACE RACE BEGINS!
The Otterman Empire has announced its plans to colonise Marsbarius, the planet of Mars Bars. It is entirely habitable with resources such as oil, metals, water, etc. The Otterman Empire has sparked some unwanted competition though, leading to the end of a thousand year truce with the Cookies, Jaffas, Turbo Poys, Apples, Pears, Kats and Pineapples. The cupcakes have not become involved as of yet as they have already got the advancements of space travel and the Snands are in so much anarchy they’d fight for anything and the raccoons were always rascals so they too will be fighting in this war. To slow the other nations down the Otterman Empire ejected fear bombs into the major cities of other nations causing much anarchy. You may be wondering why King Louis ll would do such a thing but eight days ago something shattered the hope of a peaceful resolution to this war. King Louis’ son, Louis Otterton lll broadcast the murder of King Louis ll and declared himself Emperor Louis. He has offered 2 choices to his rebelling siblings: join him or die. Dun Dun Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! This has forced Orlando Otterton, Alexander Otterton lll and his wife Jana Bake-Chip into hiding. Many have joined Emperor Louis including Osiris’ own Mayor Constantine.
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Also see:
- End Of An Era
- Invasion Of Snand Land & Back Alleyland
- Establishment of Cuppcake Station Prime
- Update On Osiris Flood
- Otter Reaper numbers growing
- Emperor Louis declares Martial Law
- Children Missing!
- Attack on Cupcaka Manor
End Of An Era
‘Kingdom come once the deed is done’ says Emperor Louis. The world is on the edge of collapse and there are no forces to defend it. Some believe that King Leslie of the Cupcake Kingdom is forming a secret rebellion but the evidence is circumstantial. The Golden Age of peace is gone and there is now one thing every pacifist is thinking about: what next? The old world is gone so it is time to start living in the new one.
Invasion Of Snand Land & Back Alleyland
There are confirmed reports of a colossal invasion in Snand Land and Back Alleyland coming in right now! Anybody there should leave now! The OIAF (Otter Invasion Attack Force) is extremely well known for its large numbers and the attacks happening right now are insane! Not much more can be said about King Katman’s rule. He has sent out six knights to find his missing six children: Killian Katman, Kyle Katman, Kathy Kwazykat, June Katman, Micheal Katman and Kassie Kwazykat. (Ordered from oldest to youngest.
Image of the six knights (Credit: Castle Crashers)
Establishment Of Cuppcake Station Prime
To keep tabs (assumingly) on their now corrupt and insane friends. Here ships can dock, refuel, get repaired and be built. It is also home to half a million Cupcakes, 2 million Dynosaurs and 8 billion refugees of otter, apple and kat descendant. More of these stations are said to be built in the next eighteen months. With 56,751 square kilometres the CSP (Cuppcake Station Prime) is a beast. It is fully armed with five known airlocks. It takes a week to get there by space elevator or rocket and it is to unsafe to teleport so your best bet is a space elevator (because its faster and not too energy dependent) and cryo sleep which would cost about 80,000 bell tokens or you could go to the Space Dock for 3,000 bell tokens and then jettison a cryo pod (with you in it) to CSP which is extremely risky.
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UPDATE ON OSIRIS FLOOD
The Osiris Flood has not been good. It is only matched by Ottokyo’s horrible annual floods but that is still not enough compared to The Osiris Flood. The only safe places are high buildings or buildings on the outskirts of Cuppcake territory like Cupcaka Manor, Leslie Industries, The Tower Subway, Totally Not Evil & Corrupt Dynosaur Industries’ drug factory and The Cutoff. Some people have brought in yachts and ships but beware, they’re fully armed and dangerous, if you approach call the OPDF.
OTTER REAPER NUMBERS GROWING
The Otter Reapers have been growing and for one reason only. The Otter Reapers have been recruited by Emperor Louis as the new emergency service to replace the OEPF (Otterman Empire Police Force) which is probably the dumbest yet smartest idea Emperor Louis has made in his reign as emperor so far. Its dumb because, well the Otter Reapers commited several crimes including assault and abduction and have had no charges pressed at all. This is also quite smart as the Otter Reapers have evaded the police and know about many citizens. The new emergency service is now known as the Advanced Otter Force of Reapers (AOFR).
Emperor Louis Declares Martial Law
Because many have rebelled and refused to stay within the new law of the Otterman Empire, Emperor Louis has declared martial law quite early in his new reign which may affect his rule. He has also donated to the ODB (Otter District Builders) to build more detention centers for convicts and POWs. Tanks have been deployed in all major cities and AOFR is now ‘defending’ all cities.
Children Missing!
This got dark. Children all over Xiloscient have begun to go missing. The only link is that they all either have something strange about them or they’re gifted with an unusual ability. The kidnapper has a calling card; an otter paw print which belongs to Alexander Otterton l who has been dead for decades. The cupcake leading this manhunt is Penelope Soya (Head Of CSA), it’s believed she took this job because she is the first member in the Cupcaka Royalty Party (aside from people in the Cursed Children Department) to have cursed children. Here is some information about the missing victims:
- Celestia Violet (Racoon)
Celestia Violet is very, very antisocial and nothing is known about her. Aside from her being a (assumed) descendant of the seven celestials of the rainbow, she being the youngest in the family and she has a glowing violet crystal embedded in her skull that is so bright it can be seen through her flesh.
- Pamela & Keith Valentine (Cupcake)
The children of the notorious Jane Valentine were orphaned at a young age after an accident that banned Ion Cores. Keith is the older highly skilled child and Pamela is very quiet and normally avoids human contact. They have never been able to go to an orphanage or church for shelter because of the many felonies their mother caused.
- Kathy Kwazykat (Kat)
This is not yet confirmed and detectives in CSA are looking into it.
- Michael Katman (Kat)
Michael Katman is the youngest son of King Katman and was never going to inherit anything. So why capture him? It is unknown but it is suspected that he had ties to the Katzan Crime Family run by Julius Katzan. There is evidence and strong, hard proof that this is true but King Katman would not allow him to be convicted as he would serve three years in Katcatraz and possibly face the new Yarning Penalty. The Yarning Penalty is like the death penalty except much more horrific. The Yarning Penalty is when a kat or other species is forced to walk a thin line of yarn and is then exiled to Yarn Funland but if they fall into a huge amount of hallucinogens milk. Both ways eventually end with insanity. Luckily this penalty is yet to be used.
Attack On Cupcaka Manor
As the duke of the Cuppcake Nation, Leslie Cupcaka is a very high target which may explain his assasination attempt a fortnight ago. Two days ago many unidentified figures entered the ancient Cupcaka Manor during the CCLA (Cosmo Cuppcake Launch Anniversary). Half an hour later there were three loud noises (possibly explosions) and then the place burst into flames and collapsed in on itself within five minutes. Twenty two of the forty guests including Leslie Cupcaka and his daughter are still missing. It is known and has been confessed that Louis Otterton lll did do this as a sign that if you try to stand up to the superior race then you will never be the superior race.
Basically the Otterman Empire is now fascist.
Written by: Darius Martin (BubbaHealthy) Edited by: Ky Redman (Aztex Studios)