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Cuppcake Weekly #3

Resurgence Of The Bovine Dominos & Secret Chicken Society

First some history, in the early days of Xiloscient when Cupcakes reigned over the world there were Bovines (Cows, Bulls, Buffaloes, Beefaloes, Oxen etc.), chickens and possibly more unknown creatures. The Bovine-Chicken Society (BCS) was extremely advanced and was always six steps ahead of their opponent although they were quite stretched out in their territory. They were defeated in the now famous ‘End Of The Line Soya Strategy’ which because they were always six steps ahead they were pushed to their own demise which showed greed, ignorance and overconfidence of power.

Also see:

  • Bovine Motives
  • Bovine Revolution
  • Cal ‘Cowfish’ Beefo
  • Chicken Sky Bases Emerging From Ground
  • More Floods & New Earthquakes in Osiris
  • Secret Chicken Society Chopper Attacks
  • Hero Of Prophecy: In Depth Retelling
  • Project Void: The Details

Bovine Motives

The Bovine Dominos have resurfaced after a millennium and after being defeated by their arch nemesis, the Cupcakes. The Bovines seek revenge and have decided to join the Space Race War for vengeance and to prove that Bovine Supremacy is the only power. There are however Bovines that disagree who have split off from the Bovine Dominos and become them who believe everyone (especially the Cupcakes) will fall to the same fate as the BCS only for an eternity. The Bovine Revolution is trying to stop this but the Bovine Dominos is trying to annihilate the Cupcakes.

Bovine Revolution

The new resurgence of the Bovine Dominos has not come easily. A group of bovine has split off from the Dominos with beliefs that there is the inevitability of the end of the world. The Bovine Revolution is trying to stop this but the Bovine Dominos are trying to annihilate the Cupcakes.

Which Side Are You On?

Bovine Dominos                       VS                  Bovine Revolution

Cal ‘Cowfish’ Beefo

There is a bio about Cowfish below.

Name: Cal Beefo

Aliases: Cowfish & Mr. Moo

Age: 19 (in human years)

Race: Cow (Possibly transgender cow)

Gender: Male (Possibly)

Known Associates: NONE

Crimes (according to Bovine Dominos):

  • Robbery
  • Fraud
  • Arson
  • Aggravated Assault

WANTED AND HIGHLY DANGEROUS

Info:

Cowfish is the leader of the Bovine Revolution. He earnt his name through being an extremely good swimmer. He is an experienced hacker and a master of disguise and deception. Be careful.

Chicken Sky Bases Emerging From Ground

It seems that while the cows have been plotting for centuries, the chickens have been prepared since the beginning and now upon their return they have destroyed six major cities while their skybases emerge from the ground. Many have lost their lives. There is a prophecy though. This prophecy explains that many centuries ago, even before the thousand year truce there was a hero who saved the chickens from going extinct from the mutation known as Mystica Madness. This hero has been dubbed the Hero Of Prophecy. It is said this hero will return when Xiloscient is in desperate need and that this hero will conquer evil and bring peace to Xiloscient.

More Floods & New Earthquakes In Osiris

The emergency services have not been able to clear the water in Osiris and now new earthquakes are making it worse. These new earthquakes are thought to be the exact same ones that caused the water pipe burst in the first place. People think that Osiris is now gone for good. The great Tower Bank, one of the greatest sites in Osiris and Xiloscient’s largest bank was destroyed as well as all the Bell Tokens in it. King Leslie has declared that the city will be evacuated and left to its fate to sink to the bottom of the ocean.

Secret Chicken Society Chopper Attacks

What you see here is a miniature and MODERN version of the Swooper TF2. Even the ancient models were extremely powerful and could decimate cities 17,000 acres bigger than Osiris  in five to eight hours. After the attacks on the Cupcake Empire  everyone knows that there is only one creature that could invest in this, Ricky Trashbucket, the richest racoon on the planet. He has an infinite amount of  Lids which is a currency he created! The CSA have now started an investigation of Ricky Trashbucket. One discovery has been made by someone with the codename Fr8 Train that Mr Trashbucket may have ties to the unsolved Sweet ‘n’ Sour disappearances. He has been placed in Protective Custody and his current whereabouts are unknown.

Hero Of Prophecy: An In Depth Retelling

Nearly a thousand years ago a mystery force that has come to be known as Mystica Madness came upon the Chicken Clan although there are reports that it spread to others aside from chickens. The cupcake lady or princess at the time, Soya Cupcaka needed to flee as the mysterious force managed to find its way into Central Cupcakeland. Lady Soya eventually ran into the now-dubbed Hero Of Prophecy or as he was known then, Cain. Lady Soya explained the assistance she needed to fight the Mystica Madness and eventually the Hero Of Prophecy managed to repel the evil that was Mystica Madness. At least for a few months. In that few months the Hero of Prophecy was made the appointed knight and personal bodyguard of Princess Soya. After that few months Mystica Madness returned as an evil known as Mystica and made its way to Central Cupcakeland and finally defeated the Hero Of Prophecy almost killing him.

Continued In Cuppcake Daily #4

Project Void: The Details

Cupcaka Industries has revealed what it’s new CLASSIFIED work is about. Project Void is Leslie Cupcaka’s attempt to create portal technology to other planets and universes. He was studying what has been dubbed ‘Void Matter’ for unknown reasons. Only he was working on the project. The location of the first Project Void test site is unknown and for good reason. Now that everyone knows about this everyone is trying to find Project Void. Not much can be said about this aside from one past attempt at portal technology.

Continued In Cuppcake Daily #4

Written by: Darius Martin (BubbaHealthy) Edited by: Ky Redman (Aztex Studios)

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