Cuppcake Weekly #5

Hero’s Awakening

Three days ago the Hall Of Heroes (although still unable to be opened) opened its doors. After fifteen minutes footsteps were heard inside. ‘At first I thought it was a monster but what we got was much better’ said Commissioner Stephens, out emerged the spitting image of the Hero Of Prophecy who was last seen at the last known entrance to the Hall Of Heroes almost a thousand years ago before he and Princess Soya vanished within the Cupcaka Castle. You might be thinking ‘Hey, wait a minute. If the Hero Of Prophecy is here then where is Princess Soya?’ which is a very good question. It seems that Princess Soya got lost in the Hall Of Heroes, the Hero Of Prophecy will be mounting a search operation with the Order Of Swords.

• GWB Crisis
• Order Of The Swords’ Quests
• Great Dyno Revolution VS. Legend Of The Kirby Tribe
• Portal Tech: Revolutionary Breakthrough or Utter Nightmare?
• Interviews with Phantom Productions and The Kirby Clan
• Ricky Trashbucket: Part 2
• Space Prison Untrustable?
• Back Alleyland MAO Operation
• Xiloscient Wordsearches

GWB CRISIS

After the Monday portal test at GWB West the portal basically shifted through the world. Some can even be seen in space! The building is in lockdown and some of the Nexus Forces’ most powerful tactical teams are there. As of this moment no one has left the site as it seems that there is a lot of stuff going down. Most of the employees have formed a resistance and there are, on last count forty-eight civilians in the bunker the only person who has left is GWB Administrator, Peter Ludving. Emperor Louis says that this may go on for more than 24 Hours.

Order Of The Swords’ Quests

The Order Of The Swords, although very powerful, don’t exactly have a clear quest as all the members need to do something that others do not. Dark Chocolate’s quest is to take down Emperor Louis and find his daughter, Alexander Otterton and Jana Bake-Chip’s goal is to build a rebellion, Orlando Otterton and BadKaT81 will scout and spy on the Nexus Forces, George Frost will manage Osiris and search for more people to help the Order Of Swords, Cowfish will be launching the attacks on the Nexus Forces, the six kat knights are travelling through enemy territory to find the kitties of King Katman and Penelope Soya will be spying on the Nexus Forces. They all sort of have the same quest but also tied into their own quests. They release this information for an unknown reason but they have fully planned for everything they say.

Great Dyno Revolution VS. Legend Of The Kirby Tribe

The hit 7 year movie “The Phantom Abyss” by the Dynosaur studio “Phantom Productions” was a huge success. However, a new movie named “Legend Of The Kirby Tribe” tied with this movie at a whopping 2.6 billion Xil EACH as this was stated in Cuppcake Weekly #4, article 4. “Legend Of The Kirby Tribe” however cost approximately 250 million Xil to create, took only 4 years instead of 7 as “The Phantom Abyss” did. The newly named company “The Kirby Clan” created by a single person who will be interviewed in article 8, was made for the sole purpose of making this movie. It is unknown if they will be making a sequel or a completely different movie altogether, but one thing’s for sure, they won’t be stopping here.

Portal Tech: Revolutionary Breakthrough or Utter Nightmare?

Lately, many scientists have been experimenting with portal technology and some results have been fatal. Expert interviewer Klopp has been on site for some of these experiments, even some that have gone horribly wrong. Luckily he was not harmed and he got quite the bit of information as well.

“It was a catastrophe, many people got hurt and it was one of the worst experiences. It was hard for me to keep on track with writing with all this, sadly, some people were seriously injured and many had bruises and scars.“  he said when he came back to Cuppcake Weekly Headquarters. “The explosion of the portal was intense. There was a big ‘BANG!’ and then just white, which turned into multiple other colours, and then eventually everything was broken and cuppcakes were lying on the floor injured by this shocking disaster. It certainly scarred me, but not for life. I’ve documented worse things.” On the other hand some other experiments, for example, the BSTI’s (Bovine Science and Technology Institute) attempt at portal technology worked quite well as the portal was very stable and no harm happened to anyone or anything, but wasn’t stable long enough for anyone to go in, or and probes or drones. They had to close it before it became unstable and caused any harm of any kind, meaning that they couldn’t have it open long enough to do any real studying. This says that the BSTI needs to find out a way to make a more stable portal to be able to conduct any real research.

Interviews with Phantom Productions and The Kirby Clan

Earlier this morning expert interviewer Klopp interviewed Hunk Kirby, founder of “The Kirby Clan” and Devin Sholl, founder and CEO of “Phantom Productions”. The interview with Devin Sholl went smoothly, and Klopp will now try his best to explain how he heard it. 

“It started out as any normal conversation would, Devin asked me how’s my day been so far and I replied, ‘I’m doing well today’ as any other person would. I asked him about the incident of the fire in the old office building and how it started. (info on the fire in Cuppcake Weekly #4) He said that the fire might have been caused by one of the old pieces of recording equipment because they were just terrible. It would’ve been a terrible movie if this event didn’t happen, he explained. I asked about how they made it but he said I wasn’t allowed to tell anyone else so that was about it.” A couple hours later, Klopp went to go to see Hunk Kirby. The masterpiece of the movie as everybody has been describing it has been a shock that it tied with another movie that only just released a week after “The Phantom Abyss” did. Once again we’ll get Klopp to describe how he thought it went. 

“Firstly I introduced myself to Mr. Kirby as he likes to be called and then he introduced himself. He said something like, ‘Goodmorning Klopp, how has your day been?’ I replied to that by saying ‘Quite good thank you.’ Next I asked him how he managed to make such a successful movie in only 4 years with a 250 million Xil budget. He said he just tried his hardest, had some hard-working employees, and just a good attitude, oh and also some coffee. We both chuckled a bit at that. He said he was definitely shocked by the love for their movie and how he tied with ‘The Phantom Roar’. He says that he will probably be making another movie because one is never enough. Although he never told me if there was going to be a sequel or a completely new movie.” 

Ricky Trashbucket: Part 2

This week Ricky Trashbucket resurfaced and the CSA has released some information regarding the Ricky Trashbucket Case. Apparently there were sudden transfers of Bell Tokens, Lids & Xil from Muriel Sweet, Jim Sour, his father and someone called Ferd Phillips who has no traceable record. He says that the Citrus Crime Family are closing in on him. This has led to him being a wanted man in several countries including the Nexus Forces’. He will go on trial next month. If found guilty though the Citrus Crime Family will probably hire their associates in prison to kill him. He has been moved to Osiris.

Space Prison Untrustable?

A group of 12 criminals from the so-called ‘Inescapable’ space prison named ‘Estrava’ escaped two days ago, making the prison possibly untrustable even for low-security prisoners. They have been sued for a shocking but deserving 20 Million Xil or roughly 16 Million Lids, and many companies are having second thoughts about sending prisoners there. 7 low-security, 2 medium-security prisoners, and a single high-security prisoner escaped. 13 of the on-board spacesuits were missing of the 20 and the bots that were patrolling had been shut down. There were only 12 criminals that escaped, but it is unknown who the 13th was. There were glove prints from a standard Cupcake glove. Thermal imaging cameras detect that he or she was there 30 minutes before some of the other glove prints from the prisoners, all Bovine. Nobody really knows why a Cupcake would save some Bovines from a space prison, or maybe another race, that was using a Cupcake glove on purpose…?

Back Alleyland MAO Operation

Apparently Back Alleyland (according to the Nexus Forces’ spies) is being used for transportation of resources. Because of this Emperor Louis has decided to send the MAO Task Force to lay waste to the land and leave nothing, except the dead. As of today these events happened last week. The morning of June 3rd 2020 was a harsh rainy day in Back Alleyland but by midday it was a dead barren wasteland. The MAO Task Force destroyed Back Alleyland in just under three hours. There are no living witnesses from Back Alleyland but an anonymous witness says it was a hellscape with nothing but flames. The last known living Kats are the six knights and the king’s seven children.

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