Rifts Between Universes
Recently scientists have found rifts to the Toy Universe where a great event known as the ‘Toy War’ created many rifts throughout the universe. If this problem isn’t fixed fast something really, really bad could happen. A multiverse war could happen and not just between the toys and us but we may fight ourselves from alternate realities. Scientists are trying to find a way to communicate with the toy universe to prevent any dilemma.
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- 1000 Year Old Temple Discovered: Part 1
- Return Of The Legendary Kirby Tribe
- GWB Update
- Legendary Fruit, it’s Not Just a Myth
- Alien Airstrikes
- World Destroying Weapon… Is it a Good Idea?
- Big Shadows Emerge From a Time Rift at the Stonehenge
- King Ezren of Xadia Missing
- Unknown Beings From a Different Reality? Unknown Friends for Military Use?
- Totally Not Evil & Corrupt Dynosaurs Industries Mutation Tests
- The Ancient Candle of Destiny
- Xiloscient Governments Hacked
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1000 Year Old Temple Discovered: Part 1
For decades the scientists of the Xiloscient universe have been trying to get information about the past of our universe, and lately in Gredas on the planet Uzin a one thousand year old temple has been discovered, revealing the great past of Uzin. The planet was known as the ‘peaceful planet’ as no war had ever occurred in the five millennia that the civilization has existed. The picture above is an artist’s impression of the temple back when it was less than a couple centuries old, except now it is in worse condition than that. The traps aren’t functional and the doors to the other rooms are concealed and will not open without possibly destroying them. The Exploration Preservation Team (EPT) is thinking of investigating this further at a later date.
Return Of The Legendary Kirby Tribe
You may have seen the movie ‘Legend Of The Kirby Tribe’ recently. Recently a small group of the Kirby Tribe have returned. MAJOR SPOILER ALERT: They lived out in peace for at least another two hundred years before they were brought down by Mystica during the ‘Age Of The Hero’ in which the Hero Of Prophecy defeated the evil Mystica using the Picnic Sword. The Kirby Tribe possessed special magical abilities and some could even grant wishes. It is believed that Mystica destroyed the Kirby Tribe to prevent them from using their abilities to liberate Xiloscient but there is another theory. The leader of the Kirby Tribe, Kijo possessed amazing power allowing him not only to grant wishes but also immortality. After he died his spirit assumingly remained and he watches and waits for one of his descendants to find themselves responsible enough to possess this power. It is thought that to find the chosen descendant to possess this blessed magical power he revived the Kirby Tribe and now he watches and waits.
GWB Update
According to anonymous tips from workers at the GWB West test site the building is soon to collapse in on itself as the portal has allowed thousands of aliens and monsters from not only our universe but also the Toy Universe to enter the facility. The rifts are appearing all over the universe. The only way to reach it and stop something bad in a short amount of time will require a ship but not just any ship, we’ll need ships with warp drives, hyperdrives and a very powerful engine. Leslie Cupcaka has started work on spaceships to transport people to the rifts to seal them. Even with all this we have a high possibility of failing. Though there may be a solution. Dorothy Cupcaka owned a special machine that could travel through space and time. It was also bigger on the inside. Penelope Soya is leading a search for it.
Legendary Fruit, it’s Not Just a Myth
Recently the so-called ‘Legendary Fruit’ has been discovered growing on the largest tree in the world named ‘Dekojan’ by the native races. The tree’s roots span multiple kilometres, and the tree itself is almost 500 metres high. It was up on the very top branch in the glory that it deserves, and rumors from the locals are saying that it has actually been growing ever since the tree’s birth, back when the planet was formed millions of years ago. It still sits atop of the mystical tree to this day and will stay there until the end of time. Many organizations have wanted to take the fruit out, as it looks to be ready to harvest, but locals warn them that if they take it then the whole planet will be in doom. It is like a pineapple shape, but about 3x bigger than a normal one, and it has rainbow stripes going down it diagonally making it appealing, but not harvestable. It is thought that it still has millennials left before it can be taken, but for the meantime all we can do is admire it.
Alien Airstrikes
Aliens, They do exist. Aliens from the planet Unirzron have been sending ships and probes to attack Xiloscient… and they have LASERS!! They seem to be abducting all and attacking farms and military bases. The only ones able to actually fight back are the Chickens. With their big fast aircrafts they have managed to protect their land. They have planes that can travel and MOC SONIC (pronounced S-No-K) which is much faster than the speed of light, and was also rumored to have been made in secret.
World Destroying Weapon… Is it a Good Idea?
Recently the organisation ‘Laser Corps’ created a so-called world destroying laser cannon which has the potential to be moved about the universe, and destroy anything and/or anyone in its way. Laser technology has been around for centuries but it has just been in simple laser pointers. For the last few decades scientists around the universe have been attempting to make destructive lasers, but Laser Corps has beaten everyone else to it. The only flaw with the design is that it weighs over 40 tons and it is very impractical to move, and that it takes an hour to recharge its powers. The final question you might have is that is it a good idea? Well, it’s not very practical for the moment and all we can do is just wait for them to get better.
Big Shadows Emerge From a Time Rift at the Stonehenge
A news report came in about big shadows appearing out of what seems to be a giant rift in time. Every question people are currently asking is ‘Friend or Foe?’. We can just wait to see what these shadows are. Their appearance seemed to be big and something the sightseers at the Stonehenge said was hairy and had green eyes. There has been another report about these exact same figures but at Zexter island all the sightseers at the other most famous historic site ever witnessed yet another destruction that has put the world into a panic. Around the world people are panicking to quickly get to the other famous spots before they become a pile of history. The world is still wondering even more if they should pinpoint the next attack and put an end to this madness if we don’t the Xiloscient world will be in danger.
Prince Ezran of Xadia missing
There is sad news that King Ezran of Xadia has gone missing. Xadia has gone into a state of panic because without any King they are vulnerable to ambushes by the dark King, King K Drool. His story is that he was once a proud King until people started to make fun of his name King K Drool. He then became the dark king. Without a king everybody is vulnerable to two things: an attack from King K Drool and a moonshadow elf ambush; moonshadow elves are the stealthiest living things ever; they are especially dangerous at a full moon. We are yet to find out if we will need to crown a new king or will we wait and hope that King Ezran will come back. All the townspeople are scared to death that Prince Ezran won’t be able to come back but hopefully he will.
Unknown beings from a different reality? Unknown friends for military use?
The alien planet named Meracs has become something that looks like it is straight out of a super weird sci-fi movie. The land almost looks like there is tech everywhere and looks corrupted as if it were a corrupted file. This has scared and panicked the whole world. If these are extraterrestrial beings that have come to destroy the world, tons of things have tried to destroy worlds of the Xiloscient universe. Some organizations have sent explorers to find out what this is, and they said ‘They are cuppcake like beings, but they seem to not talk but still use hand communications, and luckily the explorer understands that.’ He explained that they said they are our friends and we are allowed to use them for the military but we will only ask for their help not demand them to do military business, so that answers that these are our friends and they will help us with military needs. The world doesn’t need to worry that every being that isn’t a cuppcake is dangerous.
Totally Not Evil & Corrupt Dynosaur Industries Mutation Tests
Totally Not Evil & Corrupt Dynosaur Industries have been running tests on the people of Xiloscient. Of course these tests are voluntary. Totally Not Evil & Corrupt Dynosaur Industries (TNE&CDI) are trying to create the next Gene Pill. The last was the Mad Pill which didn’t go well which is why TNE&CDI are trying to create the second Mad Pill titled ‘Mikeal Pill’. The current tests are slow going but there has been one major breakthrough. The creation of MUPHINNS!!!! With the Cupcaken Genes TNE&CDI have managed to mutate the genes to a crazy enough level to give way to the MUPHINNS. They are currently staying at the TNE&CDI Facility. We will update you on the tests and the future of Xiloscient.
The Ancient Candle Of Destiny
Long ago, in the Sacred Land Of Xiloscient there were many interesting contraptions and machines. The Ancient Candle Of Destiny was one of the machines. It belonged to the Terraminas, the god of life. He used it to create the life that inhabits Xiloscient. If wielded by a mortal then it shall grant special abilities including: magic, time manipulation, space manipulation, strength enhancement, agility enhancement, endurance enhancement and something called Vortex Vision. The Ancient Candle Of Destiny was lost during the events of Mystica Madness and the Toy War. Its current whereabouts are unknown. Theoretically it could be used as a power source but if found in the wrong hands it could grant evil unspeakable power. The power of the candle could also be embraced into your mind but you would have to burn yourself with it and assemble the Legendary Sandwich which may not exist anymore. Scientists are on the hunt for this special device to grant them and their countries UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
Xiloscient Governments Hacked
The lights in half the cuppcake world have gone out, all the trains have stopped, the internet isn’t working, the government of Xiloscient is freaking out, and they need to stop whoever is doing this. The Xiloscient government is still annoyed that this hacker is still shutting off things, and if it even is a hacker we need to find them. The hacker has been purposely shutting everything off to put pressure on the Xiloscient government if anyone finds them shut them down IMMEDIATELY if it is possible because we don’t know if he has opened a time rift.. Every cupcake in Xiloscient has started a riot outside the Government’s Cuppcaka house. The Xiloscient government is really stressed about what could happen. This hacker is super dangerous if they don’t find him. The world is in grave danger. This hacker is so hidden he has hid from all of our scanners. We need to find out if this hacker has altered a time rift through to our world.They really need to find this hacker before things really get out of hand.