The New Xilo Constitution
After seven issues of Cuppcake Weekly the war of basically the premise of our first issues has come to an end with the signing of the Eternal Peace Document which will remain undocumented by us because we can’t legally talk about it. The new united government has been dubbed the New Xilo Constitution or NXC (Kind of like the United Nations with more ‘United’). Some people oppose this decision though most people are very hyped about it. Many advancements have been made such as space travel, TARDISes, cyborgs. All this does not solve the biggest problem in Xiloscient in the form of rifts. The first extraterrestrial species we have encountered says that these rifts are popping up everywhere in the known universe. While the NXC is assembling a task force to figure all this out the Order Of The Swords are already out in space scouting out and helping planets. How do they do this you ask? With the help of Cuppo.
See Also:
- Who is Cuppo?
- Electing Head Of NXC
- Skybases, An Exclusive Look
- The Bovine Government
- Reassembling The Kat Empire
- A Big Announcement From Otterton-Bakechip
- The New Dynosaur Religion
- A Raccoon Market
- Snand Cybernetics
- Jaffa Space Program
- The First Hybrid Species
- New Mindlink Armor
- Swordsters, A New Age
Who Is Cuppo?
Who is Cuppo? Cuppo seems to be a Cupcake who possesses mass knowledge of future events. He also seems to show the ability of mass perception and healing. How does Cuppo have these abilities, well apparently he has a TARDIS indicating we are not the first race to create TARDISes. Cuppo has joined up with the Order Of Swords to try and deal with the rifts (Find out more in article 14). Not much is known about Cuppo but he is desperately trying to help.
Electing Head Of NXC
Because of the new establishment of the New Xiloscient Constitution a completely new and innovative political system has been set. There are now five completely new parties. The Discorders who want to help rebuild the community, Electrical Survivors who are concentrated in preserving their races and insuring the future, Maedugets are the warriors of Xiloscient but also the scientists and engineers, Handballers are a simple but complex group mainly with psychic abilities and finally UniDemo who wants to shape the world into the way they want but also for the people. A perfect world. Each one has flaws though. The Discorders have very little Xil limiting their campaign budget by a wide margin, Electrical Survivors will stop at nothing to preserve Xiloscient even if that means evil, Maedugets & Handballers are without censor or moral restraint & UniDemo may be using illegal money to fund their own campaign. Each party holds a place in the government. Discorders control building and excavation, Electrical Survivors provide all the needs of domestic life, Maedugets control basically all the military, Handballers control finance & UniDemo watches over innovating new tech. Who will you vote for? Remember that you must vote by July 3rd 2021. NXC ELECTION FORM
Skybases, An Exclusive Look
The brand new Chicken Republic has been constructing skybases all over Xiloscient. As the new NXC has been put in place it has made way for the Chicken Republic to innovate new flying tech. One of these is an extremely experimental power called a Star Atomiser. Basically the engine reactor rearranges O2 molecules into star energy which powers the main reactor which powers the engine reactor which collects the O2 and rearranges it into star energy. It’s a loop. But with every pro comes a con. Because of how powerful the energy is, being able to power a whole ship and/or skybase groups of Sky Pirates have formed. Yargh! If you see any Sky Pirate activity please inform your local Skyguard.
The Bovine Government
After the ‘War’ the Bovine Republic assembled the Bovine Government who now have more state and legal power over the Bovine Dominos. The latter however is still at large with many supporters, a good court defense and WEAPONS. The Bovine Government has issued an international bounty on the Bovine Dominos though that would mean taking on the whole 3.4 billion bovine army, the law firm: Olay & Evercon Legal United and the teeny, tiny downside that they may have had a contingency plan in case of this exact scenario. However hard it may be the Bovine Government has ensured that ‘EVERYTHING IS OKAY!’. Currently they are working on improving the situation with homeless people and extending outreach to those with missing limbs in collaboration with Snand Cybernetics©.
Reassembling the Kat Empire
After the total annihilation of Back Alleyland the Kat Empire has been ‘scattered’ at best. Also many Kats are still in custody of what remains of the Otterman Empire. The original. Many Kats have been sent back down to Xiloscient from CSP (Cupcake Station Prime). Mainly to rebuild their lost nation. However two scientists have returned due to an outbreak of something called ‘Happy Virus’. Basically anyone it comes into contact with is incapacitated then smiles for an uncomfortable amount of time before being completely paralysed unable to move any part of their body. It would seem that this would die out on the host after 3-17 months. Anyway, more on the scientists. Nesl Te and Koid Tetves have returned to research the virus and see how it can be cured and innovated. They hope this will help rebuild the Kat Empire and lead to development of a new genetic mutation.
Big Announcement From Otterton-Bakechip
Remember Alexander Otterton lll and Jana Bakechip? They were founding members of the Order Of Swords but then they just disappeared. Well they went into hiding and for good reason. They just recently announced that… Hooray! They’re expecting a pup. This would be a very big milestone as it would result in one of the first hybrid creatures (See page 12) born on Xiloscient. Mainly if you were married from two different races and wanted kids then you would have to adopt resulting in many ruined marriages due to opposing decisions and inability to move on in life. The main reason this is the first time it’s happened is because no one’s really actually tried this before so… fingers crossed. All medical checks dictate that there should be no problems during the pregnancy though they advise citizens to wait until this birth is fully checked before trying for a baby in ‘Hybrid Couples’. One doctor thinks however that this could give generations new mutations or ‘enhancements’ as she put it.
New Dynosaur Religion And The Commonwealth War
A new ‘religion’ has risen within the Xiloscient community. This religion is known as the Harvesters Of The Dark. This has remained quite a mystery. No one knows who they are or worse; what they are. Many have reported seeing them at the end of their bed. These people seem to get quite sick within a week of contact. Not much else can be said with full proof however a one Mr. Merlin has a theory. He theorized they may be a modern version of ‘The Cult Of Havok’. The Cult Of Havok were an elite organisation who despised King Artoran (Soya Cupcaka’s Father). Mainly because of his bringing of the downfall of the ‘Age Of Commonwealth’. To understand it before there was a 1000 year truce the races were split up into different commonwealths being independent from each other. Most political leaders loved this concept and bragged about how well their commonwealth was doing compared to others. King Artoran when he came of age as the king decided to wage a decade long war. His loyalist knight; a blacksmith built ‘a magnificent weapon for a more civilised age’ as he put it. This knight was killed in the Battle Of Navi and in his honour the king buried the weapon deep within the knight’s tomb. The Battle Of Navi was the last stand for those who opposed Artoran. The Cult Of Havok had lost but it was not their final stand. That happened exactly 972 years later…
To Be Continued In Cuppcake Weekly #10
A Racoon Market
The Racoons were one of the more resistant powers towards the new NXC however being close to Snandland (a dumping ground for all factions and nations) and having powerful minds among them the racoon community has formed an international market so well executed that some in the NXC suggest it become government-funded. The raccoon market has been dubbed Railway Industries©️ as the CEO Abraham Termin’s family has a famous history being the people to develop trains, the first form of transportation. Termin hopes that Railway Industries©️ eventually reaches its fullest potential and seeing how stocks are climbing and a need for a mass market increasing that time may come sooner than expected.
Snand Cybernetics
Before we talk about hybrids (found on page 12) we thought it’d be best to talk about cyborgs. First some history; Cyborgs were first adapted in a long forgotten novel from 1744 called ‘The Bird Named Odysseus’, the first cyborg actually created was a Kat named Henri. Henri was injured in a revolution to take back the country of Rico. He was a skilled martial artist and extremely agile but that didn’t save him from the injuries he sustained: minor brain damage, paralysis from the neck down, a chip in his ear permanently damaging his hearing and the loss of an eye. Henri agreed to surgery which took 30 months. His brain was repaired using a wireless network device and his paralysis was solved using a prototype exoskeleton which was implanted in his bones allowing him to deploy it any time. The other two injuries he refused to be repaired. What we want to talk about is the exoskeleton (FUN FACT: The exoskeleton served as a prototype for Mindlink Armour), it was very advanced for the time and is still cutting edge today.
Jaffa Space Program
Following the Space Race War (NEW NAME. Like it?) The Jaffas have decided to truly colonise Marsbarius as they have found evidence of intelligent humanoid life. They plan to send a team composed of doctors, engineers, artists, biologists and more to explore and possibly colonise the planets (assuming there isn’t already intelligent life on the planet). They will study the living conditions of the planet, the materials and most importantly the life on the planet.
Nothing else can be said on this topic so far.
The First Hybrid Species
We live in a society where anything is possible. Absolutely anything and while the past few years haven’t been the best every few centuries a major breakthrough is made. Mainly technological but this time it was on a social and genetic ground. The first hybrid species was born just last week to Griffin and Evelyn Bennet. Their newborn son, Barry is a ‘combo’ (as doctors and ‘the kids’ are putting it) of Skybo and Kat DNA resulting in what Doctor Bennet (Relation) calls a Kyr. Barry seems to carry most traits from both races including enhanced agility, flight (with wings), super speed (it’s ironic I get it) and healing factor. There are so much more but it’d be too much to list here. However every pro has a con. The food required for Barry is far too expensive luckily though trillionare-billionare Cliff ‘Cliffy’ Bryce has helped provide food and money for the family. Cliffy says he is trying to kickstart his ‘Cliff Foundation©️’ and get people to volunteer and help those who need it.
New Mindlink Armour©
Developed for protection and survival the Mindlink Armour© developed by the new runner-up company Ozzered© was built for ‘protection, innovation and POWER’. It’s brand new and has a variety of features including: being directly interfaced with the pilot’s mind, super strength, a sonar system, a PDI Pack (Pocket Dimension Inventory), SIMS (Specialised Inventory Management System), an 18-month Oxygen supply, Jet Boots and much more. The armour has been met with much grace. Ozzered© has announced that they will be producing lots of inventory of the armour. You are able to buy the Mindlink Armour© from Railway Industries©’ market (see article 9) right now! However with a cost of X35,000 (X=Xil) and one version designed mainly for military purposes you may have to wait a bit.
Big Swordsters Announcements
In case you didn’t know who the Order Of Swords were (you should it was in Cuppcake Weekly #4) we’ll explain in more depth. The Order Of Swords or Swordsters as they go by now (better name) are a group of costumed heroes who are protecting Xiloscient. They recently went on a space mission to scout out the rifts (for more information check out Cuppcake Weekly #6). Anyway the information they found out was that the rifts are little cracks in the Imagiverse (or Multiverse) which have been caused by a huge explosion of some kind. These rifts are leaking dangerous radiation but also sending things through them. But the thing we wanted to cover were the new members and the sub-team. Firstly the sub-teams. The Watching Swordsters are a sub-team comprised of Penelope Soya, Madam Victorious (Felicity Cupcaka), Mr. Moo, Chico and Knight Mercs. The main Swordsters team is made up of Dark Chocolate (Leslie Cupcaka), Silent Ninja, Xilo Slayer (Cain), Lady Of Time (Soya), Cuppo, Bad Kat, Twiceling, Private Peckers and Derpman. You’ve probably heard of a few of these heroes from our past articles like Dark Chocolate and Silent Ninja from past articles. Some of these heroes also have new names and looks, like Cain and Soya who are now the Xilo Slayer and Lady Of Time. We however were hoping to cover the new heroes mainly Chico, Madam Victorious, Private Peckers, Twiceling and Derpman. Chico is a commander in the Chicken Republic who is the first line of defense from otherworldly attackers, Madam Victorious is Felicity Cupcaka and the daughter of Leslie Cupcaka AKA Dark Chocolate, Private Peckers is private investigator previously a special agent who was in peak mental and physical form and later quit being a special agent and went on to be a private investigator, Twiceling is a strange one as they’re fairly new to the world and we don’t know much about them aside from that they’re a trusted member of the Swordsters and that they have the ability to duplicate themself, phase through objects and is semi-invulnerable. Finally there’s Derpman who’s a very new hero in the city of Kwashninza. He has the name of Derpman given by All-Star Journalist Wendy Williams because of ‘Your poor ability to successfully analyse situations’ (taken from an interview between Derpman and Ms Williams) this however has increased his popularity among the public and has gotten him the title of ‘All-Star Hero’ and while he is ‘derpy’ he is arguably the most powerful being currently on the planet. The information on the new Swordsters is just too much to capture in this so you can check in the All-Star Special (Cuppcake Weekly© #10) next for our extended article on heroes and mainly the primary team.
TO BE CONTINUED IN CUPPCAKE WEEKLY© ALL-STAR #1 (#10)
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